Oh, baby, it is nice to meet,

And in these almost perfect leggings,

Your legs with two unreal feet

Remind me strongly of B. Baggins.

You may think you're a gracious man

Who can say compliments, you're splendid,

But you will never understand

Why dear girlfriend is offended.

It's always difficult to weigh

What your old enemy is thinking,

It's just impossible to say

What in a stranger's head is spinning.

You may think you're a happy man

Who can do all of these, you're splendid,

But you will never understand

Your girlfriend if she is offended.